Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Week 7 Power Rankings


  1. Denver Broncos (5-1), their offense barely has a pulse but they have allowed only 44 points through 6 games. Their D is better than Chicago's.
  2. Indianapolis Colts (6-0), Manning is a straight up balla
  3. Chicago Bears (6-0), they are here only because they are 6-0. Grossman is overrated bigtime. They should have a loss last Monday night and have the weakest schedule in NFL history. (they have played Green Bay, Detroit, Buffalo, and Arizona so far and their next 2 games are against Miami and San Fran...give me a break)
  4. New England Patriots (5-1), f the patriots...12-1 in their last 13 vs Buffalo, Brady is good and I hope he crashes his automobile or drives it off a cliff.
  5. New York Giants (4-2), they are 3-0 in the toughest division in football with 2 of those wins on the road. They are in the driver seat to win the NFC east.
  6. San Diego Chargers (4-2), tough loss this week at arrowhead but are still front runners for a wild card in the AFC. Would be at 5, but Merriman is a cheater.
  7. New Orleans Saints (5-1), nice story, but i am not sold on this team being among the elite in the NFL.
  8. Atlanta Falcons (4-2), Matt Schaub, free agent in 06 Marv pick him up. Did Vick really throw 4 td passes or was I dreaming. Probably dreaming.
  9. Cincinnati Bengals (4-2), they haven't beaten Buffalo since 1988. Complete ownage.
  10. Carolina Panthers (4-3), The bills interviewed John Fox, but their coach is dick Jauron. Did I mention they interviewed Marvin Lewis too? hmmm
  11. St Louis Rams (4-2), Holt is underrated, he is among the best in the league with Smith, Harrison, etc. They could easily be 5-1 if it wasn't for the stupid 10 second runoff rule that wasn't applicable at the end of the Seahawks game.
  12. Baltimore Ravens (4-2), their D is good as usual but Air McNair is washed up and everybody knows it.
  13. Philadelphia Eagles (4-3), they lost to a team that scored 0 offensive touchdowns. They blew a 24-7 lead at home vs. the Giants. Bring back TO.
  14. Minnesota Vikings (4-2), huge win over the hawks. Although, losing to the Bills at all during the season should somehow knock you out of the top 20.
  15. Seattle Seahawks (4-2), they are 4-2 with a -21 point differential. Also, they lost to Minnesota who lost to the Bills which is worse.
  16. Dallas Cowboys (3-3), you can't afford to lose home divisional games in the NFC east. Also, you can't throw 2 int's inside the 5 yard line. Also, you can't drop passes on 4th and 2. Tony Romo is about to take over the NFL.
  17. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-4), Ben was finding it and then he got hurt again...that's too bad. This team will make a run eventually, but their are too many good teams in the AFC.
  18. Kansas City Chiefs (3-3), Who is Damon Huard? HUGE home win vs the Chargers. LJ tackles people by their hair and I like that.
  19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-4), If your kicker can drill a 62 yarder with no time left, that is impressive.
  20. Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3), I thought this team was supposed to contend but they just lost 27-7 to the Texans. That might be the most lopsided win in Houston Texan football history.
  21. NY Jets (4-3), how are the Jets 4-3? you gotta be kidding me. Leon Washington had a good game vs the Lions...figures, he is an FSU alum
  22. Washington Redskins (2-5), make a QB switch for god sake. Brunell is 58 and you drafted a QB in the first round. Give him a chance.
  23. Green Bay Packers (2-4), Brett could lead this team back into contention with his next 2 games against the Bills and Cardinals (2 wins)
  24. Houston Texans (2-4), who knows how good Carr would have been if they built a semi decent team around him. How do you not draft Reggie Bush?
  25. San Francisco 49ers (2-4), I only know like 3 players on their team.
  26. Cleveland Browns (1-5), Chaz Frye isn't the answer (although he is better than Losman)
  27. Detroit Lions (1-6), I don't know, their fans suck, so does their piece of shit baseball team.
  28. Tennessee Titans (1-5), Travis Henry has been off the handle the past 2 weeks. He is a good back, in 02-03 with Buffalo he had over 1400 yds rushing and 13 tds, and over 400 yds recieving and another td. He can play. They could have beaten the Colts.
  29. Oakland Raiders (1-5), They beat the Cardinals who would beat the Bills so they would beat the Bills.
  30. Arizona Cardinals (1-6), they would beat the Bills.
  31. Buffalo Bills (2-5), this team is bad, their QB is bad, the team doesn't care, the coach is nice, fans are getting annoyed, the owner is senile, the gm has 0 experince, the o coordinator calls direct snaps to Josh Reed...I need to stop now.
  32. Miami Dolphins (1-6), It is funny that some people picked this team to go the super bowl before the season. They are a disgrace.

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