Random Shit That Noone Probably Cares About
So I was reading in the library today and this fat ugly chick's phone rings. This is the first thing that pissed me off. I was in the quiet section of the library so it was rude for her to even have her phone on in the first place. So I was thinking, alright, turn off the ringer and walk downstairs. But no, to my astonishment, she answers. She wasn't whispering either. This chick was straight up talking loud in the God Damn quiet section. Not only did she answer, not whisper, but she carried on a fucking conversation. I was reading primary texts from the 18th century or less, so if you ever read these books, you know as well as I do that it needs your undivided attention. How am I supposed to concentrate with some fat chick carrying on a loud conversation for like 5 minutes. Unbelievable. Furthermore, why can't people turn off their cell phones before class. I admit, it has happened to me twice in my college career so I am part of these stupid people. But seriously, how hard is it to press a button before going to class so that your cell phone doesn't ring? It just doesn't make sense.
So there is a football game Sunday. The Colts will win, everyone knows it. Vinatieri is going to hit a game winning field goal probably since his percentage of hitting game winning field goals in super bowls is 66.67%. Therefore the Bears will cover. Also, 48 points is a lot, so according to my friend who needs to win a bet for 1800 bones, take the under. I quote "BEARS, LOVIE SMITH, TONY DUNGI, DEFENSIVE BATTLE BABY." Those were his words advising me about the game. Last time Bill Polian was favored in a super bowl, his team got brutally out coached. Could this happen again? Probably. Especially if the Colts are anything like Polian's last team to play in the super bowl. These guys, called the Bills, went out and got hammered all week. No wonder their defense got so warn down in Super Bowl XXV. They were dehydrated from drinking too much alcohol. Maybe if Bruce wasn't seeing two Jeff Hostettler's in the end zone he could have stripped the ball. He probably couldn't clearly make out his arm/football so he just brought him down. If Manning doesn't win this game, he will still have a monkey on his back. Going to the bowl doesn't mean shit, ask a Bills fan.
Other news noone cares about, FSU is for real and has a huge game Sunday at Duke. Al Thornton is the best player in the conference.
The Sabres won again. Great, they won 2 games against the worst team in the division and still had a below .500 record in January.
According to a reliable source, Mike Schopp and the "Bulldog" were ripping up the new scoreboard at the Ralph. How can you possibly rip up a stadium renovation such as a HD screen on a scoreboard. It is assenine. These idiots would do anything to try and put down the bills. If Losman throws for 35 and 8 next year and a 120 rating, these guys will start making fun of his voice or facial hair or something.
So I was reading in the library today and this fat ugly chick's phone rings. This is the first thing that pissed me off. I was in the quiet section of the library so it was rude for her to even have her phone on in the first place. So I was thinking, alright, turn off the ringer and walk downstairs. But no, to my astonishment, she answers. She wasn't whispering either. This chick was straight up talking loud in the God Damn quiet section. Not only did she answer, not whisper, but she carried on a fucking conversation. I was reading primary texts from the 18th century or less, so if you ever read these books, you know as well as I do that it needs your undivided attention. How am I supposed to concentrate with some fat chick carrying on a loud conversation for like 5 minutes. Unbelievable. Furthermore, why can't people turn off their cell phones before class. I admit, it has happened to me twice in my college career so I am part of these stupid people. But seriously, how hard is it to press a button before going to class so that your cell phone doesn't ring? It just doesn't make sense.
So there is a football game Sunday. The Colts will win, everyone knows it. Vinatieri is going to hit a game winning field goal probably since his percentage of hitting game winning field goals in super bowls is 66.67%. Therefore the Bears will cover. Also, 48 points is a lot, so according to my friend who needs to win a bet for 1800 bones, take the under. I quote "BEARS, LOVIE SMITH, TONY DUNGI, DEFENSIVE BATTLE BABY." Those were his words advising me about the game. Last time Bill Polian was favored in a super bowl, his team got brutally out coached. Could this happen again? Probably. Especially if the Colts are anything like Polian's last team to play in the super bowl. These guys, called the Bills, went out and got hammered all week. No wonder their defense got so warn down in Super Bowl XXV. They were dehydrated from drinking too much alcohol. Maybe if Bruce wasn't seeing two Jeff Hostettler's in the end zone he could have stripped the ball. He probably couldn't clearly make out his arm/football so he just brought him down. If Manning doesn't win this game, he will still have a monkey on his back. Going to the bowl doesn't mean shit, ask a Bills fan.
Other news noone cares about, FSU is for real and has a huge game Sunday at Duke. Al Thornton is the best player in the conference.
The Sabres won again. Great, they won 2 games against the worst team in the division and still had a below .500 record in January.
According to a reliable source, Mike Schopp and the "Bulldog" were ripping up the new scoreboard at the Ralph. How can you possibly rip up a stadium renovation such as a HD screen on a scoreboard. It is assenine. These idiots would do anything to try and put down the bills. If Losman throws for 35 and 8 next year and a 120 rating, these guys will start making fun of his voice or facial hair or something.
posted by Bills Fan at 11:58 PM
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